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When the female partner screams like Miss Piggy while being penetrated during sexual intercourse.
Drew was muppet fucking Jennie Thursday night in Bitely!
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Finger fucking someone using ALL of your fingers. Your hand is positioned as if you have your hand is in a puppet.
" I dont even know the girl and I started "muppet fucking" her.
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Basically a drop in replacement for the word retard.
That guys such a muppet fuck
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sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.
we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.
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Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.
A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.
Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"
Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."
Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"
Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."
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one who acts like nOOb; idiotic by nature; a chumpstain
Y'all a bunch of Fuck Muppets and retards, thinking the Eagles are going to win the SuperBowl this year.
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