Murfy

Intelligent creature with a dark and gloomy past. it's knowledge about cars is outstanding and some say it knows so much it can never remember how much it actually knows. it's pretty harmless if you leave it be but hear this; if this creature is teased to much it will cause serious harm to the teaser. *TEASERS BEWARE*

it has a softspot for cakes, cookies and nice cars.

teaser 1:" look! there's a Murfy over there"

teaser 2:" yea! lets go tease it"

*both teasers didn't even make it to the hospital 'cause they died of thier injuries before the medical team could get there*

Murfy:" FEED.......MEEEE......CAAAKE....!!!!!"

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murfy

Small, ginger homosapian twat. Around knee height and found in darkest Wishaw. Vicious when provoked but usually feminine. Usually shadowing girlfriend in order to look cool but secretly likes men. Defends territory by "singing" which will deter any animal with working ears, and some deaf.

hey murfy, stop putting your finger near my ass, i ain't into that shit!!!!!

Yeah murfy, you really hit that note good!!!

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Namy murfie

namy murfie is a rather sheek specimen!! With an unusually large forehead due to hair recedance and some unforgettable blue jean eyes!!! Yes folks, but that’s not all!!! She is in fact a ginger!!!! A living breathing ginge! In the flesh!!! A no souler!! GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS!!! we mustn’t forget the tragic past that gingers have indured and suffered because of their hair!! They were , after all, hunted for their peculiar hair follicle tone!!!! She is also a GAY GINGER!!! a GG!!!! You will often hear this species shout out “Yessum!” followed by a “Helllllllooooo” and then a sinister giggle that makes ur ears bleed!!! She is often seen wearing a jojo bow as she really attracts people from a ... younger .. date of birth... than her!!!!

Person 1: any tea

NaMy muRfie: nOme ma’am

Whacker murfy

Go to a public bathrooms and clog all the toilets and leave a business card with your name and number for all your plumbing needs

Plumber: Pulling a Whacker murfy is a great way to get work when you’re quite