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The term for a discrete or shady homicide.
It’s a combination of the words ‘Lurking’ and ‘Murder’ to create “Murking”
“They just fucking-Oh god-fucking murked him man! It’s insane”
“I’m out for a good murking tonight”
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Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).
Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.
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comes from "merc" (pronounced "murk") short for mercenary.
To be killed, murdered, or otherwise mercilessly and overwhelmingly defeated or put down. (well executed and without struggle, the way a pro mercenary would do it.)
Became popular in early 2000's. Also spelled "merc", "merk", and "merked."
"He murked that quarterback! No mercy. He ain't getting up from that one."
"Did you see that fight? He murked that boy with one hit!"
"Don't even think of challenging him, man. He'll murk you before you can even reload. You got no chance."
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To physically beat someone so severely, they end up dying from their injuries. To beat the living shit outta someone. To seriously whoop somebodys ass.
He said he could see me with the hands, but I clearly murked that motherfucker
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To be badly defeated at something
I got murked by that dude in the race. His car is like 100mph faster than mine.
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to kill. beat the shit outta somone
You gotta leavem all murked befo u go!
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