Muserism

(noun)
1. Any made up phrase that makes zero sense.
2. An improved sentence to make as a joke, and possibly make yourself look stupid on purpose.

Muserism in a sentence:
Wow, that muserism you said is so random.

Examples of Muserisms:
Elephants invented walking while juggling a pile of bricks.

The only way to get a splinter out of an elbow is to rub a gallon of peanut butter on it then slap it with a rotting fish.

Musers

A bunch of people who lip sync their way to fame 😂🙄

me: musers have no talent

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Muser

An obsessive fan, of the obsessivly amazing British band MUSE.

Hey, have you heard the new Muse song???

What a dumb fucking question to ask a muser

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Muser

A cringey teenage kid who makes 15 second lip syncing videos for a living.

you are a really cringey Muser

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Muser

Someone who makes musical.lys on the app musical.ly.

" Omg Tessa.bear is my favorite muser she's a great dancer, really nice to her fans and makes greats musical.lys"

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Muser

That's how the fans of the best nowadays rock band in the world: MUSE

-Are you a Muser?

-Of course I am, how couldn't I be obsessed with the best band in the world?

Muser

Someone who makes lip syncing videos on music.ly

I am a muser and a youtuber

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