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A gun that is used by people who want to die, unless having previously acquired PHD Flopper or Danger Closest
Did that dude seriously just pack-a-punch his M1911 into Mustang and Sally? Does he have a death wish?
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When two crackheads come into a bed and find their happy place.
Are we gonna be Mustang and Sally t'night?
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A female that just turned 16 and daddy gives her a brand new Mustang.
Fuckin Mustang Sally just went through RED LIGHT and cut me off almost smashing up my Ford Pinto.
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A sexual act that must be performed on the hood of a car. It does not require an actual Ford Mustang. To pull off the Mustang Sally a girl must be fully naked, laid out tits flat on the hood. Her legs remain able to touch the ground, and may stand herself up. A guy must fuck her doggy style in either the vagina or asshole. The final touch to the "Sally" is to pull out before ejaculation and cum on the hood beside her face. You then get behind her, grab her hair at the back of her head, and slam her face into the pool of resting semen.
"Dude, me and my girl were in my car and I decided to give her the mustang sally."
Friend- "Did she get pissed?"
"Yeah, ...I don't think I'll be seeing her again."
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the hottest car ever..but sadly instead of being driven by deserving teenagers..due to lack of cash..it is wrecked by random 40ish women who are going through a mid life crisis!!!
"That should be mine!"a teen laments after seeing his mother drive by in Mustang Sally
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A woman who fantasizes about sex with horses.
Dude, make sure you use a condom with her. She's a mustang sally!
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The best "mom" in the world. One of a kind friend and best drug dealer to grace the face of this Earth.
That other kid would be a lot better off if they taught his mother to be a Mustang Sally.