My Cows Can Fly

Flying cows are extremely rare, of course. This is an expression of supreme self-confidence. One who is able to "steer" the conversation without being a "bully". This may seem "udderly" ridiculous but it's still "hay-larious".

"Sure, my cows can fly. They need two seats and don't fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly."

"Oh yea? My cows can fly."

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