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my mum needs, does and is a lot of things
You know who else needs supervision? MY MUM
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A great lady 😹 looking at you mother
‘My Mum is so cool’
‘No she’s not fatty’
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A term used in order to make someone know you're telling the truth 100% and that if you are lying your mother will die.
Scott: Did ya hear C-Dogs mum went to jail fam?
Greg: Dat some bullshit
Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.
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A viral video in which a british boy (14 or so) is in his mothers car , and he exclaims, "I'm in my mums car! Broom broom!". Then it cuts to a scene where his mum exclaims "Get out of my car!" then she grins. The final scene cuts back to the boy saying in a slightly whiny voice, "Mah." This video grew in popularity most likely because of how random, or how much of a poor quality video.
"Have you seen that video, I'm in my mums car!? T
"Yeah, that video sucks!"
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Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.
John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.
Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?
JS Mill: What? No....
Kant: Well shut up then.
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The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.
Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?
Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?
Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?
Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.
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