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First example -> Kid: Lemme get out my phone
Second example -> Parents: Get off of your phone! Kid:
16👍 2👎
My phone is a piece of shit so I can't make or receive phone calls. Or this is someone else's doing in which case, they, are a piece of shit.
8👍 2👎
When no one calls or text you and you bored af.
No notifications.
"Man!Somebody need to hit me up!my phone dry!"
112👍 10👎
When a male asks a female to "bless his phone" He is asking for booty pics.
79👍 9👎
If a female say bless her phone it means that want you to send her a nude or sumin to make her day..
Bae. “Bless my phone “
15👍 6👎
The Universal Millennial Excuse for damn-near ANYTHING that one fails or forgets to do.
I was supposed to call my gf but my phone was trippin'. My boss asked why I didn't show up at work and didn't bother to call or text and I told him my phone was trippin'.