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My virginity is a joke created by God to mock me.
Me: Hey can you help me lose my virginity?
Jack: No! Who would want to fuck you?
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When your not a virgin anymore because had sex for the first time. But before you want to lose it here's something you should know: Lose it to someone that you trust, love, and care about.
Jen: Mary! I just Lost my virginity at the party!
Mary: Oh who?!
Jen: Your brother...
Mary: But he's 19 and you're 16
Jen: I know but I couldn't resist!
Mary: Before I ask my brother, what did you guys do?
Jen: I rode him, and then he got on top of me! He stopped when my legs were shaking and when I had to pee so bad! He lasted for almost 2 hours, he's a legend!
Mary: Jeez!
Jen: Then he ate me out for 30 minutes, he was so turned on; so, I gave him a handjob. But he suggested that I gave him a blowjob instead, which was hard because his dick was 11 inches and I nearly choked!
Mary: TMI!!!! (Too much info)
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It's a way of mentioning that you like that thing the most. When you really did like something very much for example a song or movie or TV show etc.
*your niggas are talking about a song*
you: murmuring the song;
nigga1: hey, you never liked it?
you: like it? I lost my virginity to it.
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How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
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When sean takes your virginity
Guy 1: Man I fucked jessica last night
Guy 2: i havent gotten any action since sean tooke my virginity
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Ties in with the stereotype that Irish men are not very articulate or compassionate. If something was particularly unpleasant or an anti-climatic it might be "like loosing your virginity to an Irishman". Another way it can be said with similar meaning is "like having sex with an Irishman".
Person1: How was your first shift at work?
Person2: It was like loosing my virginity to an Irishman.
Can be used in a stern way to cut conversation off as it is something you do not wish to talk about.
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