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beach my whale

the act of lying around in a food coma to relieve stomach tension caused from overeating

Uggg. After eating an entire red velvet cake, I have to beach my whale.

by dancinglimes April 15, 2007

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My First Whale

A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.

"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"
"...what?"
"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"

"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"
"Man, that's the shit!"

by Latisha Jackson August 11, 2007

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Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018


my whale

My beautiful, amazing, perfect, wonderful best friend Chantal ๐Ÿฅฐ

Chantal youโ€™re my whale !!

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020


my whale

My beautiful amazing wonderful best friend Chantal๐Ÿฅฐ

Chantal youโ€™re my whale

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020