Myassachusets

Noun; Massachusetts but "my ass". Used to describe state of Massachusetts in an unfavorable way.

Migirl: Hi,how have you been lately my lovely?

Juju: I just moved to Myassachusets and lost all money in a day!
Migirl: How did that happen?
Juju: There was a person that told me if he doesn't land same side twice in 3 coin flips, I would win a million dollars, and I lost!

Migirl: Myassachusets!