I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.
Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!
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Something that hoes says every single New Year, only for them to continue being the same bitches they were the year before.
Hoochie: New Year New Me :)!
Me: Bitch, you're still going to be the same cocksucking hoe you were, shut the fuck up.
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