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Newsom - the surname of the smartest people in the planet.
"I don't know the answer to question 12!"
"Well, ask Newsom! He's crazy smart!"
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When a man cums into another man's anus. Then proceeds to felch his own semen from his partners rectum with a straw. At this point he then feeds his own semen back to his partner in the form of a snow ball.
Rob called in sick to work yesterday after his weekend activities in which he was Newsom'd by a large back man which actually resulted in anal bleedage.
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Being a bonafide hustler, never w/o money, grind till person get it, always on P's and Q's, a legend too every dat knows or heard of dat person
Man dat nigga JT a newsome, he too real, can't nobody stop dat guy.
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(verb) to talk about how dangerous corona virus is and promote CDC guidelines, while simultaneously not following CDC guidelines.
Nancy Pelosi Newsomed at a fucking hair salon with no mask.
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Verb. To sleep with your good friend and campaign manager's wife, be an unabashed alcoholic (by showing up at a dying policeman's bedside totally wasted) and still look damn good doing it. (Also helps if you once authorized same sex marriages in your city).
I can't believe I just won the election for mayor! This town is going to get Newsomed!
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red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made
i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me
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verb., To be part of a same-sex couple whose relationship is recognized in a ceremony presided over by a city or county official and which may or may not be recognized by the state or federal government in the future.
Steve and I are driving to Portland to get newsomed. Come take our picture at the ceremony!
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