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Nissan Sentra

You're not quite sure why you got this car. It's tiny, it has moderately decent mpg, and it's first gear is impressive, but besides that, you could do better. It serves its purpose moderately well, by getting you to work or serving as your pizza delivery vessel. For those with a hint of balldrop, there is a 2.5l turbo version, but even then, meh. It serves its purpose. Barely.

"DUDE... I JUST BOUGHT A NISSAN SENTRA"

"Cool."

by NevrgunnagivUup November 22, 2016

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Nissan Sentra

One of the most common cars you'll find in shitty areas. Its transmission has a maximum life of 3 years. Reputation is nowhere near as bad as the Altima, but be careful if this vehicle is behind you.

Driver: There is a Nissan Sentra running on bald tires tailgating 2 feet behind me, shit!

by Neon5453654 August 10, 2024


Nissan Sentra Nismo

Piece of shit car that only people with a Long John Silver's Addiction drive. They also have a credit score so deplorable that even the most scummy loan shark will not give them a cent.

Omg is that LaTonsha driving her new Nissan Sentra Nismo? I heard her credit score is a 54.

by myanonymusself September 26, 2023