Nmk

Not My Kink

Girl 1: Oh my Daddy slapped my ass so hard last night.

Girl 2: Dd/LG? Nmk.

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NMK

New Mama Knockers. When a woman's breasts become humongous due to pregnancy. However, mentioning this to a pregnant woman (an incredibly hormonal pregnant woman) may earn you a slap to the face.

Pregnant Girl: "I'm due in a month!"
Impressed guy: "I can tell, you've grown yourself a nice pair of NMK's!"
Pregnant Girl: "Excuse me?"
Impressed guy: "Huge tits."
Pregnant Girl: "...Excuse me?!"

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NMK (Not My Kid)

What one says when observing unruly behavior in other people's children.

At the festival the other day, a three-year-old was out of control - screaming and running all over the place. All I could think was, thank goodness he's "NMK (Not My Kid)".

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NMK

Naukri Margadarshana Kendra is a term in the Marathi language for service for guiding job seekers in Maharastra for Government Job opportunities using the portal www.IndiaNmk.com

I am gonna get government job through NMK.

NMK

Native mob killer the opps of native mob mostly in cass lake mn and minneapolis

Guy 1 : what you banging
Guy 2 : Big NMK and EBK blatt