Nomanemiailingus

Noun: It's a chronic medical disease that affects the lungs. It causes the lungs to collapse and may even cause ligmagitis (ligma). It is commonly known as Nomanemia. It's like asthma, but a little more serious.

Symptoms: Shallow breathing, chest pain, difficulty exercising, heart failure, constant stroke, ligmagitis, and numbness in ribs

oH GOD! ALEX HAS LIGMA! HE MUST ALSO HAVE NOMANEMIAILINGUS!