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The Urban dictionary is not for children.

by Don't look! February 14, 2014

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the children

Straw objects, often in peril and in need of saving.

Think of "the children"! - Reporter
"I make movies for adults." - Quentin Tarantino

by A user of this website January 31, 2019

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it's for the children

It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.

Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"

by Arces January 22, 2012


Children

A demon that a man and a woman summon for people to make money off of.

Man, my children just killed Obama

by Flawless Hitler January 20, 2015

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Childrenitis

When one or multiple children of your own or others are present.

" The kids have left, I have temporarily cured myself of childrenitis!"

by Mista Parx January 12, 2010


children

the walking and breathing ad for safe sex

i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children

by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 6, 2009

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Children

The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.

I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.

Finish your homework first. Children these days.

by glass cup January 5, 2011

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