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A badass guy with a huge dick around 9.5 inches. Can slay any girl and make them cum like a fucking hourse. He usually gets all the chicks and usually gets soo many he shines his shoes daily just by having to kick some off of him. To put it simply Nouri is a badass.
Did you see that bulge, wow nouri is a badass all the girls want to suck his dick
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A very cheerful and charming lady. You'll never know if she's lonesome because she always give you her wonderful smile whenever she meets you.
Hey have you seen her?
Who?
Nouri, the one who brighten up my day.
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A persian dude who pours shampoo on random peoples heads and gets hella pussy .
Hooman nouri is my sandnigger
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When a man or woman wants a man to ejaculate into their nostrils. Usually right before climax as a surprise.
She was giving me head and right when I was about to blow she stuffed it into her nose and gave me the noury nostrils!
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A term used to describe a roid head of moroccan descent. Samir nouri's usually ride around their 100kg of body weight on a 125 cc moped. They are usually addicted to skuds and love protein powder, their diet consists of stella and chicken wraps.
Look at that Samir nouri zooming down the road on his ped
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The current prime minister of Iraq; elected in 2006. Constitutional mandate expires in 2010. During his first year and a half in power Maliki was met with criticism from Sunnis (they make up +30% of population of the country) for not letting them having a substantial part in the government and for being to close to Iran (the population majority is Shiite). Sunnis obviously thought of him as having a sectarian bias.
He came to power by (mostly) the support of Al-Sadr, a prominent Shiite cleric who is the head of the militia group; The Mehdi Army (estimated to be +60,000 strong).
With the country coming in a brink of civil war in late 2006 (after the bombing of the shrine of Samara) to early 2007 all seemed hopeless, but nope. When President Bush announced the "surge" in January 2007(?) violence has (currently) reached a 4 year low and political progress has been made that would have never have happened if it weren't for the "surge"(IMO). Politically, the parliament has passed an amnesty law: mainly for Sunni captives, giving pensions to ex government officials from the Saddam era, goal reached for having substantial number of security forces, ect.
Once a "liberal" city during the Saddam era, Basra during the most of the war was met with strong religious Shiite militias because of the incompetence of the Britsh
In March of 2008, Maliki gained support of Sunnis for cracking down on Shiite militia in Basra; mostly the Mehdi Army (I find this impressive because Al-Sadr pretty much gave the job to Maliki back in 2006). The crackdown has also been praised by the Kurds and Shiites not loyal to Sadr. This shows that Maliki does not have sectarian bias or at least a very little one.
After the crackdown in Basra, Maliki had his sites on Sadr City; the main urban sanctuary of the Mehdi Army. The fighting was bloody for about a month and after that a cease fire was made by Sadr (probably not to look like even more of a cunt). Once the cease fire was made IRAQI security forces entered the stronghold to set up military check points. Since the presence of Iraqi troops Sadr City has been relatively calm.
To rid Al Qaeda in Iraq Al Maliki ordered forces to be sent to Mosul (dubbed AQI's last urban strong hold). Thousands of suspected fighters have been captured and according to a general commanding American forces in northern Iraq the province has seen a 80% decline in violence from a year ago (!).
And there you go boys and girls....
Nouri Al-Maliki is probably the coolest name ever in the history of mankind....
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