November 1st

It is national skip school day. The night after Halloween your tired so just don’t go to school/ work.

Guess what, what it’s national skip school day:) November 1st- when skipping school is okay😌

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November 1st

National beat up a VSCO girl day

Me: It’s November 1st

VSCO girl: OH GOD SKSKSKSK

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November 1st

slap a bitch ass hoe day.

if a hoe acting up on november 1st it’s your time to shine.

Hey bridget it’s november 1st
finally I can slap a bitch ass hoe

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November 1st

National slap across the face today.

Hey john, did you know its November 1st.
What the hell is November 1st.

-slaps-

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November 1st

National take a shit with your friends day

Happy shitting!

I looked at the calender and realized it was november 1st and I didnt have any friends

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November 1st

Share food day

everyone has to give you a pice of their food

It is November 1st

Yea here is my chips

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November 1st

November 1st is hit your shortest friend in the penis day.

Tall Friend: "It's November 1st! You know what that means!
Short Friend: "Oh god.."

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