National Unbiased Booty Inspector Corporation
Whenever a girl questions you when you want a booty pic just let her know you’re authorized to do so since you’re a NUBIC agent.
For example...
Bethany: “My roommate said my booty’s above average but I’m not sure.”
Jimmy: “Well how about you get a second opinion? After all I am part of NUBIC.”
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