nut milk

one's semenal fluids

dude wen i got done masturbating last nite there was nut milk all over the place

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Nut milk

Milk that’s comes out of nuts.

That girl drank all of my nut milk.

Nut Milk

Some hipster shit that they use in lattes instead of regular milk. Probably jizz.

Customer: can I get some nut milk in that latte?
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.

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Nut milk

A man’s semen

Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Nut milk

The milk that is left in a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios

Guy 1: Do you drink the nut milk?
Guy 2: No, it's too sweet

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Seth nut milk

Nut from a middle-aged white father.

Dad named Bill: Honey, after the gun show, you want some of my Seth nut milk?
Mom named Beth: o Yes!

Gay nut milk

Breast milk from a gay man

Gay: You want some of my breast milk?
Me: Hell no! No one likes gay nut milk
Gay: sigaf

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