Nanzie

A Nanzie is extremely rare and they are ALL 90yrs old. A Nanzie is a bestie/little sister/cuz/neice/auntie/imp/familiar/mischief maker, lover of naughty all rolled into one awesome, potent, Tomacco style firecracker. If you're fortunate enough to even find your Nanzie (you need to either set a trap and catch one in the forest or you bribe them with treats till they like u...) you too will ALSO become a Nanzie.

Hey Nanzie ya fuckin panzie, pass us that ball of wool for me knitting, y'old prick!