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Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.
Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.
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When you masturbate just so you can sleep easier
I couldn't sleep last night so I totally had to napsturbate
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To masturbate a little bit, and then take a nap.
Nobody was around for a few hours, so I thought it was time to napsturbate.
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Napsturbation: An event where a man masturbates and immediately begins napping afterwards. Some men believe it is the most pleasurable experience possible. Not related to Napster, a computer program that allowed people to share music which gained popularity in the late nineties.
Thomas: I think I'm going to have a "me" day.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.
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To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.
Bob: "I woke up with my hands in my pants!"
Tim: "I didn't know you napsturbate."
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When you touch yourself while sleeping.
"Im arroused but tired. Maybe I should napsturbate"
When you masturbate then fall asleep.
I meant to study for finals, but went home and decided to napsturbate instead.