National Lying Bitch Day

EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)

Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"

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National Ly Evolution Day

Ly finally acquires a personality, and uses big words such as nonchalant, and overreacting.

HOLY SHIT ITS NATIONAL LY EVOLUTION DAY!

National Lying Day

You can lie about anything

Nick: Are you the one who ate my apple pie?
Imman:Nah it wasn't me it was Sebastian
Nick: Dont lie to me
Imman: What do you mean? It's "National Lying Day"