Naturebate

Utilizing the forces of nature to masturbate (e.g. sensual river flows, voluptuous lichen patches, sultry hot springs, or deep holes in the ground).

Tom: "David, did you just skeet in the river?!?"

David: "Oh yeah dude, sorry. Every time I get in I'm overcome by the sudden urge to naturebate."

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Naturebate

where you decide for no apperent reason to go outdoors and masturbate.

this can be anywhere outside, not in any specific place.

"what did you do last night buddy?"

"I went outside to naturebate, it was awsome doing it whilst looking at the stars"

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