navy walrus

A Navy walrus is like a Navy SEAL except they are too fat to actually be a seal. Although they don't get assigned to any official "Walrus Team 6" etc etc, they do go on dangerous missions to places like Pizza Hut and places that offer all you can eat buffet and they are called on to go perform BDT ops aka Buffet Demolition Team.

Hey do you think that fat ass in the camo pants is just a redneck or maybe a Navy Walrus? It is hard to say because he is fat enough but does not seem to be eating like it's a mission.

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