Neilou

1. A small furry creature found in the forests of Iran. They cling onto low branches with thin hairy arms. Most are harmless, although their saliva excreates a foul odor that can cause disorientation. If frightened, the Neilou regurgitate a stomach acid that contains fecal matter and Hepatitis B. Their diet consists of small portioned greens during they day. At night they drink fermented apples that cause them to feast from garbage cans of neighboring villages.

2. A condition in males where their genetals are smaller than their pinky finger.

I was on a hike in Masouleh, Iran when I got sprayed by a Neilou from one of the oak trees.