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where one can't physically stop making jokes with a group of people.
oh my god pete was on fire last nite he pulled a nelmes all night long
Heir of "Dairy Queen"
Mr. Nelms is in charge of stirring the slushies, with his nasty smelling, green ouzzing, crab infested,itching genitalia.
famous in uganda for songs about solar panels. known for walking in flip flops.
One who has both masculine and feminine features, yet is still seen as attractive by one or more sex.
Perfect rack. Perfect balls. Perfect Tim Nelms.
Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; the son of God
1.) capitalized: the supreme or ultimate reality: as a : a Being perfect in power, wisdom, and attractiveness who is worshiped as creator and ruler of the universe and laws of inertia.
2.) a spindly, hedonistic male of the ultimate offense: as a : one who follows Hitler and his societal codes.
A young, pubescent male was glancing admiringly in Tim Nelms direction; nodding knowingly, he proceeded into the restroom. Having emerged an hour later, the young man limping, I glared upon fixedly as Tim Nelms muttered several kind, gentle words to the boy; the boy, his being restored, refrained from limping and continued to his next class, rubbing his behind softly.