nelps

a twitter user with an unusually small penis and multiple STDs.

hey did you see nelps try and slide in on that girl's tweet the other day?

yeah he got ratio'd😭

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Nelp

A colloquial contraction of 'need help' as in 'Reach out if you nelp.' It's used in workplaces where informal communication styles are the norm.

Away from laptop, but ping me if you nelp.

Nelping

To give assistance or help to someone(s) based on bad information or understanding thus harming that person(s) instead.

I know you are trying to help the children, but this bill will actually put many of their lives in danger. You're actually nelping them!