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To fail in a spectacular fashion while attempting to act smooth or cool, i.e. sending your allergy suffering grandma to the hospital with a bouche of flowers.
Jake: "Dude check it out."
Lund: "No way! Zach's hittin on Darby? How's he doin so far?!"
Jake: "Well he just asked her how far along she is."
Lund: "The fuck?! Since when is she pregnant?!"
Jake: "She isn't"
Lund: *Sigh* "What a Neuf."
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A man that, while sober, will fuck anything with less than six legs. And yeah motherfucker, he has Plus.
"Man, Neuf was SHITFACED last nite. He seriously fucked a centipede."
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Having or getting oral sex after a long night of drinking with one or more friends or family members passed out next you.
I got smashed and a neuf last night with Rusty and Russell passed out on the floor.
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To blacken or char the bottom of a meth pipe.
" Aww man what the fuck, you neufed by bowl "
" This is good shit so don't neuf it up "
1.The French word for the number nineteen.
2. Can be used as (and sounds similar too) Deez Nuts.
1. ... Dix-Huit, Dix-Neuf, Vingt...
2. "Yeah, I basically told her to suck Dix-Neuf"
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Dix-neuf is the word for nineteen (19) in the French language. Unfortunately, it rhymes with "Deez Nuts," a popular joke from vine, which can be misinterpreted. This number is also the mathematical answer to 9+10, another fad from vine.
If you're practicing mathematics with someone who can speak French, be wary of anyone who uses vine. They may confuse dix-neuf with deez nuts.
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French for sixty nine.
To demonstrate how poorly I counted in Froggish, I said, "Un, deux, trois, cinq, soixante neuf," and she gasped.
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