Neuner

German Slang for a 9mm Handgun.

"Die Neuner ist scharf und sitzt bei meinem Schwanz"

Neuner

the best last name in the world

pronounced "nooner"

-of german origin

i wish my last name was Neuner

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Neuner Trap

The neuner trap is a maneuver pulled by either - inviting a girl over, and getting her too drunk to drive home, while you yourself get above the legal intoxication level to drive as well, or pulling the reverse at their place of residence. Upon her wishing to go home, you simply reply "I/ you are too drunk to drive. You should just crash here. You can sleep in my bed..." At this point, you take advantage of the successful maneuver, and have officially ended your night with a score.

Tessa- "I'm getting tired. I think I should probably head home"

Derrick-" I think you're too drunk to drive. I'm not even seeing straight. You should probably just stay over here. You can crash in my bed"

Tessa- "I guess so..."

Derrick to himself- "Neuner Trap accomplished...."

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keaton neuner

a fat 2 year old that has no life only can play hot cross buns on the recorder has the smallest peen anyone has seen and cry's when he doesn't get his way and likes to kiss dudes and is a gay

everyone hates a Keaton neuner

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