Neuro-Clamidia

The act of having dirty thoughts about a potentially dirty (STD Infected) female or male. Also may be referred to as Neuro-Herpes. Condition is worsened with consumption of alcohol and may result in the actual infection of clamidia. The only cure is to instantly transfer thoughts to someone that you are atleast 95% positive not to have an STD.

I caught a case of Neuro-Clamidia thinking of what I would do to that dirty bitch.