Nick Gasparino

Kid that’s always caught eating something. “Pro” baseball player that has the nickname “Gasman” for his fast pitches and for his frequent farts. Often hits on younger girls usually named Jesse.

Girl 1: is that Nick Gasparino
Man 1: yeah he’s the best pitcher on the team
Girl 1: Is he single?
Man 1: No he’s dating the hottest 8th grader