Nick Ostrander

Born in the year 1296 and is well known throughout the andromeda galaxy as "KING COCKOSAURUS DICK" (definition- The biggest penis ever created in the existance of everything.) Also he is known to be still alive today but hiding. He is a PIMP and can do whatever the fuck he wants whenever, where ever. Personality wise he is smart , outgoing , funny, and will be there whenever you need him (just shine the Nick Ostrander Sign in the sky (( the sign is the cock of cockyness)) .)

Why isn't yours as big as nick ostranders?