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Village in Central Ohio platted in 1852 and became incorporated in Delaware County in 1876. 2007 census shows population at 542.
Geographically described as "..between Marysville and Delaware."
Hometown of Professional Golfer, Ben Curtis.
You're from Ostrander? Where the %$#@*& is Ostrander??
It's between Marysville and Delaware.
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A clan of gingers originated in central nebraska. A mild tempered species, these gingers prey on hopes and dreams and unlike most gingers this clan does have a soul.
"Them are some nice gingers, must be of the Ostrander clan."
"I thought they were extinct?"
"No they still be hanging around stealing hopes and dreams"
"dang"
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A driving maneuver that involves crashing a vehicle, hopefully causing its airbags to deploy into a pregnant woman's uterus with the intent of killing the fetus inside.
1: Hey, man, did you hear Dakota's pregnant again?
2: Maybe she should try getting an Ostrander Abortion and using the insurance money to buy condoms for next time.
Born in the year 1296 and is well known throughout the andromeda galaxy as "KING COCKOSAURUS DICK" (definition- The biggest penis ever created in the existance of everything.) Also he is known to be still alive today but hiding. He is a PIMP and can do whatever the fuck he wants whenever, where ever. Personality wise he is smart , outgoing , funny, and will be there whenever you need him (just shine the Nick Ostrander Sign in the sky (( the sign is the cock of cockyness)) .)
Why isn't yours as big as nick ostranders?
A form of Small Town Syndrome, affecting residents of Ostrander, Ohio, who are lacking their own transportation- thus leaving them stranded in an isolated village. Many residents drive on suspended driver’s licenses to prevent becoming Ostranded.
Why don’t you move out of town if you hate it here so much?
Because I’m Ostranded. There’s no jobs or public transit out here and I don’t have a car. My cousin has 9 DUI’s and can’t give me a ride out of town.
A form of Small Town Syndrome affecting residents of Ostrander, Ohio, who don’t have their own transportation- thus leaving them stranded in a very isolated village.
Why can’t you move out of town?
Because I’m Ostranded. There’s no jobs or public transit here and I don’t have a car.