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Nickism

The religion for the biggest bad ass'es in the universe.Anyone who belives in Nickism will obviously go to heaven. And anyone who doesn't obviously isn't going to heaven.

God, I am so happy i converted to Nickism, i know if i didn't i would certainly not go to heaven and not be the coolest person on earth.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

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Nickism

A phrase of words that almost makes sense but just isn't quite right. Preferably said with southern accent.

"Let's book a room and a half" - Nickism of the day
If they're not in there, you need to be out of there" - Nickism of the day
We are going to nip the bridge" - Nicksim of the day
I found it Disconceiting" - Nickism of the day

by Dabs&Weav January 8, 2014

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Nickism

the act of going on the internet to start a religious cult following by making silly little postings on otherwise useful websites

God, I am so happy I converted to Nickism, i know if I didn't I would certainly not go to heaven and not be the coolest person on earth.

by halluciphile December 26, 2005

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Neo Nickism

Neo Nickism is the religion dedicated to worshipping the divine saviour known as Holy Nick. Elements of this religion include constructing artworks featuring tanks, consuming vodka, and fighting again the Blasphemous Archer.

Blasphemous Archer hates Neo Nickism, but Neo Nickism denies his existence as a human.

by Not Garfield Qiu October 12, 2021


Nickism

The car enthusiast cult in which the objective is to reach your destination in the shortest time possible.

"Would you like to join our cult? It's called nickism"
"If you are a pussy you cannot join Nickism"

"Wow they are really fast, they must be in Nickism"

by bloodycivicfg2 December 10, 2018