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Night Fever

Another term for the A.I.D.S. Virus.

Vincent and John didn’t use a condom. Now John has the Night Fever.

by Bumsavage May 18, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Night Fever

A fake excuse a Bahamian DJ gives you for what is clearly herpes. It may or may not be caused by the excessive handling of "roofies".

Victims have been known to sleep for entire days of their vacations and lose the ability to wrestle the most powerful thoughts of their unconscious away from their mouths. If they don't let out these irrepressible thoughts verbally the skin on their lips has been known to bubble up.

For example a victim of night fever might suddenly say something like "I can't wait to see your penis" to avoid a potentially embarrassing night fever flare up.

by djnightfever March 22, 2011

9πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


First Night Fever

When you are away from home on a multi day piss trip and it's been ages since you have caught up for good session on the nozzle. You go that hard that a 6 can beer bong is a breeze and you think that it's a great idea to follow it up by drinking rum out of a shoe as a chaser wearing underwear on your head. Next minute you are blind drunk, lost, naked, shit yourself and kicking down a door of the girls dorm on Fraser Island waving your dick around whilst the park ranger is searching for you.

Damn I'm hungover, we were only going to have two beers... fucken first night fever.

by ContractorLyfe June 28, 2017

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Saturday Night Fever

a disease due to lack of activity on a saturday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.

symptoms include:

- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.

there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.

"HEY PENNY!"

"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."

by JeVicSchi March 29, 2011

15πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Saturday Night Fever

The day in the 70’s where a bunch of guys banged on hot ladies at dance orgies worldwide while disco music was playing.
Most of the songs were played by The Bee Gees including Night Fever.

Ben: The 70’s we’re arguably the best time for dance orgies.
Gregory: Every Saturday was a Saturday Night Fever for these hoes.

by gregben February 19, 2022


Sunday Night Fever

When you get on Facebook on Sunday night to find that you've broken a record of "online friends" because everybody is at home doing the same thing you are; getting on Facebook because they have nothing better to do.

I have 69 friends online! Must be Sunday Night Fever.

by SundayNightFeverGirl January 18, 2010

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Night Fever

A weird term that I totally didn't just coin at school after thinking about how weird my classmates are.
Expressing excessive laughter, anger, or dance; feelings that occur at night.

Anger: "Damn, after I beat him in chess he suffered from a great case of Night Fever..."
Laughter: "Bro, why do you laugh when nothing's funny bro you gotta treat your Night Fever"
Dance: "Hitting the griddy... great case of Night Fever."

by hahaitsmebamba May 31, 2023