ninjuries

1. injuries caused by ninja attacks.

Those weren't regular injuries on the pirates, those were ninjuries caused by the ninja known as Debs

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ninjuries

Harmful and painful acts inflicted upon ones self while having ninjanuity more moments.

I have an awesome skill set, however even the pros still get not ninjuries.

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ninjury

an injury of unkown origin, thus being attributed to a ninja

"Man check out this ninjury on my shoulder! how the hell did that happen?!"

"You got ninjured bad"

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ninjury

injury of unexplained origin, often attributed to inebriated activities.

where'd all these bruises come from? that was a big night last night. Damn ninjury.

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ninjury

the act or process of being injured by a ninja

He was in the field picking peaches from a tree when he was ambushed and suffered a ninjury.

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ninjury

the act of getting injured while trying to be a ninja.

while practicing using nunchucks, timmy hit himself in the balls and got a ninjury.

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Ninjury

When you get injured by a ninja and least expect it.....Then again they are so sneaky you never expect it.

Dude I was walking down the street and got jump kicked in the face and didn't even see it coming. I had to go to the hospital due to my ninjury.

Past tense: I was at the hospital because I was Ninjured and I didn't even see it coming.