Nintenditis

When you shit and piss your pants because you don't want to stop playing video games

Little Jimmy has Nintenditis. I feel sorry for his parents.

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Nintenditis

Also known as Gamer's Thumb or Nintendo Thumb, Nintenditis is when some part of your thumb or wrist becomes irritated or swollen due to excessive video game playing. A person with Nintenditis will feel pain or discomfort when bending their thumbs or moving their wrists. Note that this can happen with any finger, and not just the thumb.

I concluded that I had Nintenditis when I noticed a constant pain in my thumb during a game of Super Smash Bros.

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Nintending

nintending |ninˈtend ing | adjective attrib. (of a person) planning or meaning to play nintendo.

"i am nintending to play goldeneye 64 later on tonight"

Nintendication

When someone is such a nintendo fan boy, they practically buy everything Nintendo put out as a first party product, or aspire to own as much nintendo stuff as humanly possible.

Dave is such a nintendo fan boy, he's got Nintendication alright.

Nintendality

The closest you can get to the famous Mortal Kombat's Fatality on a Nintendo console.

i.e. Super Smash Bros. Series

OHHH SHIT NINTENDALITY BITCHES

*throws down GameCube controller, claiming tournament money*