No Owner Boner

The phantom penis of sorts. The sight, smell, or touch, of an owner-less erect penis.

Tyler - "I was dancing with a girl and turned around to feel a raging boner poking me in the ass."

Karl - "Was it the girl's?"

Tyler - "It was a No Owner Boner."

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Owner Boner

When a male dog gets an erection or red rocket because their master is playing with them.

I think your dog has an owner boner!

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Plantation Owner Boner

An erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. The erection is further enhanced if the owner of the boner is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his Caucasian extraction.

I normally don't go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a Plantation Owner Boner sharp enough to slice up my ancestral heritage.

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car owner boner

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

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Home Owner Boner

An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).

They went to Home Depot to relieve off their home owner boner.

Car Owner Boner

Coined by Andy Richter, a car owner boner is the act of being aroused or happy after changing one's own tire instead of calling triple A on the highway.

I got a flat but its okay because after I changed my tire I was rewarded with a car owner boner

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boner owner

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.