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A horny bastard who cant hold his load and sploojes all over a girl before any contact is made
dude did you hear about casey bailey dude? ya i heard he came all over liz for no reason! ya hes for sure a no pump chump
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A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.
'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'
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A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
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A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.
Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
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When a man only puts it in before busting.
"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."
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When a guy is having sex with a girl and after 5 "pumps" is done.
Girl: Is that it?
Guy: I haven't had sex in a long time.
Girl: Oh you're a 5 pump chump.
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One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.
Steve is a two pump chump.
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