A person place or thing that is so unpopular, they're no Branders
Jack where's cheap socks.
What is the brand of sock?
No Branders!
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v. To be disqualified from participation in an event, especially political, by a technicality.
I wanted to vote but I got brandered because there was a typo on my ID.
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The name for a major deity in some small tribal east african religions.
Bro, im tweakin i think Brander might smite me.
a person who only wears brand name clothes(aeropostale, abercrombie and fitch) many times mistaken for a prep
girl:does that girl wear anything else beside hollister and abercrombie?
girl2:i don't think so.She is a brander afterall
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A really nice guy, and likes star wars
Brander is so nice and love star wars
A pun off of the words βbrandβ and βpanderingβ. When a brand with a social media account pretends to be a real person in an attempt to pander to a certain fandom in the hopes that they support said brand by, for example, buying their products.
random food brand: βomg we love harry styles so much we stan!β
an obsessed stan: βim gonna buy (insert brand name food product here) now just cause they pretend to like harry styles!β
a regular person: βsilence, brand. stop brandering.β
A person who, when explaining something or telling a story, describes things using brand names when it is entirely pointless to do so. Typically some pathetically sad individual who feels the need to let everyone know she is "elite" or "successful" by implicitly informing them that he or she only uses/possesses the more expensive, top-of-the-line items.
Brander: "my dog just knocked over my Columbia water bottle!"
Brander: "I cleaned out the trunk of my Lexis."
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