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Someone who never leaves a tip. (Because canoes have been known to tip.)
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Hey everybody, cough up an extra dollar for the waitress…Jim’s no canoe.
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‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.
As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!
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When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping
Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!
Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
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when a cigarette or joint is improperly lit so that it burns only on the top half. probably canadian in origin.
dude, you totally canoed that ciggy!
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When only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.
As above
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furious, ready to explode with anger.
"My boss went cano when I told her to suck my dick."
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