clue

A synonym for an erection.

"My clue was so huge, I almost spewed clue-goo all over Joe."

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Clue

Something to look for in order to solve a mystery or puzzle of some sort.

During the scavenger hunt, Braydon found a clue on his gf's facebook page. He found it as a subtitle in one of her earlier profile pictures. This clue would help him solve the scavenger hunt mystery!

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no clue there

A comical way of implying that the way someone is at the moment is the way they are all the time.

"Hey, I think Joe's drunk."

"No clue there."

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Clueing

What a inebriated Consulting Detective looks for.

Clients watch Sherlock get close and personal with Clue.
Client: What is he doing?
Watson: He's clueing for looks.

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clue

Used by jokers on the internet to refer to an erection.

"Yeah she gave me a clue. She gave me a RAGING CLUE!"

XD

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Clue

Also known as Cluedo in England (were it originated)

Is a classic "whodunit" board game. The players try to find out who killed Mr. Bobby in his own estate. The original game consists of:

*9 rooms (Hall, Lounge, dinning room, kitchen, ballroom, conservatory, billiard room, library, and study)

*6 weapons (rope, wrench, candle stick, revolver, knife, and a lead pipe)

*6 characters

Dr. Black/Mr. Bobby- The murdered character

Professor Plum- The intellectual absent-minded professor

Mrs. Peacock- elder, wealthy and attractive dame whose been widowed one too many times.....

Mr. Green- The hypocritical evangelist or tycoon (in some versions)

Mrs. White- The frazzled maid

Colonel Mustard- The military man

Miss Scarlet- Sexy and cunning. The stock femme fatale character (my personal fav)

***On August 8, 2008, Hasbro redesigned and updated (changed) the board, characters, weapons, and rooms.

Player: "I can never win Clue. I have no idea who the killer could be"

Me: "I suggest it was Miss Scarlet, in the lounge, with a revolver"

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not-a-clue

Not to have an idea

Can you guess who it is? not-a-clue.

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