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No money, no honey.

A spoken expression: In its original and quasi-literal form, used by prostitutes to inform interested men that they have no interest in being chatted-up or smooth talked, that the only way for sex to occur is through cash payment. The word honey is used as a metaphor for the female genitalia.

A non-spoken attitude or mindset: In its modern, derived form, an understanding or implied contract between a man and woman, stating if the man wants sex on a continued, long-term basis, he must then provide money or gifts on a similarly continued, long-term basis in exchange for the sex.

Example 1: Look baby, don't waste my time with all that smooth talk, OK? This is a money game. No money, no honey.

Example 2: Dude, I'm so tired of my high-maintenance, trophy-ass wife. I can't even get laid anymore without first promising to buy her something outrageously expensive. Just today we were getting ready to fool around when out of nowhere she tells me she wants a new Rolex. Man, I'm so sick of this 'no money, no honey' bullshit from my own wife.

by Mike2468 July 14, 2013

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No money no honey

A phrase meaning you or someone else is broke and single

"Dude you've got no money no honey, get over yourself"

by Arachkid June 28, 2018

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money honey

A person who has money but no love in her life.
The only option in there life is to spend money in order to be happy.

Maria is such a money honey she always get what she wants, except the boy she been wanting to get

by maria.merie January 18, 2009

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money honey

One of the ladies that host a show on CNBC, for example Maria Bartiromo.

Maria Bartiromo and Melissa Francis are two of the money honey's on CNBC

by SK19 May 1, 2006

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On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!

This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.

Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*

by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019


Money Honey

Unlike a sugar momma who is above the age of 30. A "money honey" is under the age of 29, loaded, and extremely hot.

How did Rivera land a money honey? She's hot and payin his bills!

by TLG BIG EASY May 20, 2009

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money honey

Any hot female television news reporter that covers the business and finance world.

Dude, let's put on Fox Business News and compare the racks on all the money honeys!

by jpastor March 20, 2008

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