Noassatol

A condition in which the inflicted, typically female but whatever floats your boat, leaves bony impressions wherever they sit and may resemble a plank of wood if viewed from behind. Typically treated with Pushedallupin.

Whoa, that poor, sweet woman should see a physician about such sever Noassatol. Harold, offer her some of your Pushedallupin and see if that helps.