Nocurrherphobia

Fear of realizing you did something wrong and think someone's going to come into your room but they don't and they and you forget about it for like the next 7 years.

Subject: Yo I think I have Nocurrherphobia.

Subject Prime: WDYM

S: You remember that party last night?

SP: Yea, that was crazy, but what happened?

S: While I was sneaking out, I heard creaking noises from upstairs. I went up to my bed so fast.

SP: Yeah?

S: Apparently it was one of my parents turning over.

SP: Ok, so?

S: I sat there for a while and I realized no one was coming because it had been 5 minutes. So I went for attempt 2 and I got out.

SP: So that's why you were so late?

S: Ye.

SP: OHHHHHHHH!