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nokia brick

One of those phones which are known for being bulky and never breaking
like the saying "drop an iphone, break the screen, drop a nokia brick, break the floor"

guy 1 "i broke my iphone the other day, had to get a new one
guy 2 "what you got now?"
guy 1 "not much, just a nokia brick

by dabantabus April 30, 2015


Nokia brick

The cheap cell phones made by Nokia that are generally given out free upon signing for a plan. They have excellent reception but are ugly and large.

"Did you get a camera phone?" "No, I just have the Nokia brick"

by 10609 June 27, 2005

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Nokia Brick

The big and bulky phones that were produced by Nokia from the 1990s up to the smartphone era, such as the legendary Nokia 3310. Nokia is known for producing smartphones that are very durable, but the Nokia Bricks trump them in every way. Move out of the way iPhones, with your pathetically weak screens! The Nokia Bricks are in town to prove that the Earth will crack apart before their screens do!

Kid: Dad, I dropped my iPhone and now it's got a broken screen!
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.

by UltramanVectis September 1, 2015

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Nokia brick

A FREAKING NUCLEAR BOMB

Hay John watch out you might kill us all if you drop your Nokia brick

by Nokiaboi1000 June 6, 2019

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