Nommer

nom·mer; \ˈna-mər\ noun; (Internet English, nom; from onomatopoeia, omnom)

1 a: the evening meal especially when breakfast is taken at midday
b: a social affair featuring ones fellow geeks; especially : an evening social including beer and pizza
2: the food served as a nom
3: a contraction of "nom her" indicating the performance of oral sex on a female companion

"Let's all get together for nommer at my place."

"Dude, how was your date last night with Stacy?"
"Nommer."

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Nommers

Derived from the phrase "nOmnOmNom." The word used when something edible is really tasty and awesome.

Dude, this philly cheese steak sandwich is nommers man.

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cock-nommer

Variation of cocksucker; one who enthusiastically bobs the knob. Derived from the word nom of Lolcats fame.

She's such a cock-nommer.

You cock-nomming slut!

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neck nommer

A person with a penchant for "nomming" on the neck of his or her other half, occasionally whilst imitating the Jaws theme (badly).
May result in neck-stickiness, hickeys, or a tickling sensation.

N-N: "Chum-chum.."
Victim: "...What?
N-N: "Chum-chum chum-chum!"
Victim: "What th- Dude, my neck! You goddamn neck nommer!"

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om nom nommer

Your mouth.

Doctor "alright, open your om nom nommer and say 'aaaaa'"

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Jeffrey Dahmer the People Nommer

A nickname given to the infamous serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer. You know, the one that ate parts of his victims. The gay one, yeah!

Alrighty Kids, it's time for!
COOKING LESSONS WITH JEFFREY DAHMER THE PEOPLE NOMMER!

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Mom Nommer

A person, specifically a guy, who has a particular desire to "nom" (aka go down on) a hot mom.

Dude, my girlfriend's mom is so hot I totally want to be a mom nommer!!