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A male who physically identifies as a man (having masculine features and behaviors), however, embraces feminine traits, especially, but not limited to, in the presence of an Alpha.
Despite of Gary’s muscular physique, he is a Non-man because he wears lace panties and lingerie under his work uniform.
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This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.
He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.
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DON'T STEAL THIS!!! Non-Newtonian Man. He's fluid but if you punch him he's rock hard. That would be a dope power. Not as good as Tangible/Intangible powers but nothing is so whatever.
Exterior Warehouse
Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*
Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!
*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*
Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"
*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!
*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"
Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*
Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!
Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!
No one wants to talk to that person... like no one likes them and does not want to talk to them or be associated with them.
"Omg don't talk to that non-asociative man..." person 1
"Oh ya he's so stupid..." person 2
"I would never talk to home..." person 3
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affection between male acquaintances, that is in no way homosexual
also know as NGML
guy 1 - "man I love you"
guy 2 - "I love you too!"
guy 1 - "looks like a case of non-gay man love"
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